The White House Plans, Executes Flawless ‘New Puppy’ Rollout


By Patrick Coffee Comment

In a stunning media coup, The White House finally took to the Internets yesterday to answer the only question that no one ever asked: when will Bo Obama get a little sister? America, meet Sunny. Sunny, America. (Like they needed another daughter…)

What, you thought we’d post the slo-mo clips before the jump???

If only all politics were this easy.

We’ll allow it, though we always saw Bo as a softer Regina.