1. Zippo The Woman Perfume
Even the bottle looks like a lighter.
2. Eva Longoria’s SHe Steakhouse for Women
Opened (and closed) in Las Vegas. The odds were long.
3. Paula Deen Kids Furniture
Aw, honey, better just stick with the gooey butter cake bars.
4. Snooki’s Supre Tan
A self-tanning lotion from Jersey’s most famous overbaked celebrity.
5. Dr Pepper Marinade
“More than Mesquite” (if less than palatable).