- SocialTimes: Teens are using social media to organize criminal conduct. This is a good thing for them because before Twitter they used pagers, and the codes could get pretty confusing. “911411420!” could mean “Bro, hurry up and call me because I know where to get some pot,” or “Bro, the cops know where we keep our pot!”
- UnBeige: Banksy tries, but he can’t get people to say that his art is terrible.
- PRNewser: Daimler has announced that it is discontinuing its Maybach luxury car line. However, rappers who have never even seen one will continue to rhyme about riding around in them.