OK We Have To Talk About This.

When you’re trying to make yourself stand out amongst the three million other people applying for a job, the first thing you don’t do is run out and buy an expensive leather portfolio (or a clear plastic binder, for that matter). And you shouldn’t embark in some crazy expensive gimmicky self-marketing project.

We’ve just been reintroduced to the greatest piece of advertising on the planet—this thing was a staple of our childhood TV-watching experience, it’s rather terrifying, and—most importantly—the company is still in business, probably in no small part thanks to this ad.

Warning: This video is safe for work, but maybe not for LIFE.

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