Of Hipster Hookers and Other Late Summer Attractions

It’s only Tuesday and we’re trying to put off talking about the convention until a) Barack Obama emails us his VP pick or b) we actually get to Denver. Plus, there’s only so much we can say about the Olympics, even though they were apparently geared more to women this year (shocking considering the main attraction thus far was a mostly naked 23 yr old man. That said, we still prefer the mustache).