By our count, that’s seven months. And yet… This morning, there is a shocking paucity of “China Scratches Seven Month Itch”-style headlines. Even though the statue and mimicked over-an-NYC-subway-sidewalk-grate scene is from a film titled The Seven Year Itch.
C’mon, media! Dumb puns are a digital media girl (and guy’s) best friend, especially in the crushing mobile heat of summer.
MailOnline certainly understands this. At a gargantuan website where everyone is reflector-shield trained on how to maximize UV (unique visitor) rays, they came up with the next best headline pun option: