Let's Just Make Sure We Keep the Tophat and the Mustache

This writer was always more of a Sorry person growing up. But when he got older, and once drinking was involved, he came to appreciate the fun of Monopoly. Particularly when a couple of friends, back home from other colleges, came by and introduced him to dozens of rules they’d made up (largely based on modified versions of Risk), wherein alliances were crafted, closed door meetings took place, and seven hours later, once the game was finished and all the yelling had ceased, most of us didn’t want to speak to one another for a few days.