John Mayer Threatens To ‘Teabag’ Drunk, Underage Fans


By Dylan Comment

Over the weekend, 63 fans were arrested at a John Mayer concert in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Our resident pop crooner-cum-standup comedian was not pleased. Still, not sure this is what editor Richard Stengel had in mind when picked Mayer as one of this year’s 100 most influential:

If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you’ve been teabagged by one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people of 2007.


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