Donald Trump Forms Presidential Exploratory Committee
Trump will triumph through the sheer power of exclamation points.
Bad news for Republicans — Donald Trump has formed a presidential exploratory committee. Does this mean he’ll run for president in 2016? Nope. It just means Trump still enjoys being the center of attention, so he hired a group of people to talk about him.
In an announcement, Trump made sure to use plenty of exclamation points to show just how fake serious he is:
We must rebuild our infrastructure, control our borders, support local control of education, greatly strengthen our military, care for our veterans and put Americans back to work!
Americans deserve better than what they get from their politicians — who are all talk and no action!
I am the only one who can make America truly great again!
Keep yelling! It makes you seem more believable! Maybe!
You might be laughing — or, if you’re a Republican, crying — right now.
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