BREAKING: Johnny Damon is still hairy (do not believe your eyes or the New York Post)
Stop! Breathe! The image you see at your left is NOT that of a hairless Johnny Damon, shorn and trembling before the might of George Steinbrenner…at least, not yet.
The New York Post gets itself in a lather (hee) on the back page imagining what Johnny Damon will look like as a clean-cut Yank, but it’s only on the inside that it reports that said shearing actually has not happened. Johnny Damon has arrived, he’s brought his razors, and he is prepared to bend to the Draconian rule of facial hair law imposed by Steinbrenner these 30-odd years, but he is still, as far as this hardy sportswriter can tell, hot n’ hairy as the day is long.
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