Bill Simmons Pens Novella About the Tiger Woods Press Conference

Like everyone else in the sports world, ESPN’s Bill Simmons watched the Tiger Woods press conference last Friday. But unlike everyone else, Simmons cranked out nearly 3,000 words of comedy gold on the topic.

I thought it was a borderline train wreck. It amazes me that Tiger learned little to nothing from the past two months. The control freak whose life slipped out of control dipped right back into control-freak mode, reading a prepared speech in front of a hand-selected audience of people, taking no questions, talking in cliches and only occasionally seeming human.

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