Washingtonian Has ‘Good News For the Ladies’

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By Eddie Scarry Comment

Along with women picking up seats in the U.S. Senate, President Obama‘s reelection and “four more years of Michelle’s awesome outfits,” Washingtonian magazine lumps this in as more “good news for the ladies” of D.C: Trojan is giving away free vibrators.

It’s a gross assumption that free vibrators is “good news” for women; we know plenty of men who enjoy them too.

The models being distributed next week… are the Tri-Phoria Intimate Massager and the “more discreet” (as Washingtonian for some reason describes it) Pulse Intimate Massager.

Time and location for the freebies: November 13, at the Park at 14th (920 14th St., NW). The handouts will happen between noon and 4 p.m., according to WCP‘s Will Sommer who made sure to check on the time (“Trojan to Give Away Vibrators Downtown…but for How Long?” he pondered).

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