Quotes of the Day
“The @DCCC is selling shirts with a crying @SpeakerBoehner that say: ‘Weeper of the House'” — USA Today‘s Susan Davis.
Office partying gone awry
“Interesting to come back to one’s office, after entertaining one’s colleagues there for drinks, to discover someone’s belt on your desk.” — The Atlantic‘s Washington Editor James Bennet.
Huntsman daughters give up Politico
“Us girls have decided to give up politico.com for lent.” — Jon2012girls.
From the Dept. of Bad Ideas…
“I wish CPAC were on a cruise ship.” — Keder.
Journo hesitates on ‘vaginal penetration’ politics
“Old rule of politics (I think it was coined by Dirksen): if your bill can be described using words ‘vaginal penetration,’ best not to pursue.”– The New Yorker‘s Ryan Lizza.
DCRTV Dave can’t distinguish his ass from his elbow
In this disturbing video, DCRTV’s Dave Hughes (i.e. Washington’s biggest thief of a blogger) gets confused by his own thoughts about FBDC’s recent party. Observes FBDC’s Peter Ogburn: “Seriously. He can’t even keep up with his bullshit. In the same breath, he says no one with any credibility went to the party and then talks about how great WaPo‘s Erik Wemple is. F–k him a million times.” Peter later mumbled something about the way Dave puts on his socks at the beginning of the video. We think we heard this: “Looks like he’s just cleaning up after dismembering an underage prostitute.”
FishPoll: The Results. Was Politico Dave Cantanese’s middle finger silver ring a hit or a miss at last week’s FishbowlDC party at Lost Society? A resounding 41.33 percent of you declared, “Yes, love it!.” A close second at 40 percent was, “No, rings should only be worn on a ring finger.”
Our resident ABC’s “The Bachelor” expert Emily Miller asks, “Did Kacie B lose the Bachelor over the dad who doesn’t drink, mother who wont let her live together before marriage or frizzy hair?” The Huntsman Daughters: “We wish we could tweet about The Bachelor right now. #nowords”
FNC’s Bret Baier lasts 48 hours minus tweeting
“Have a great weekend everyone! I am going to try to NOT tweet this wknd-let’s see if I can do it. Psyched to hang with the fam all wknd!!” — FNC’s Bret Baier, who was back on Monday to retweet moronic followers like this one: “My 4th tweet! Can I get an RT or reply so I can brag to the wife?” Bret obliged.