Quotes of the Day — The Holiday Edition.
“Not sure what it says that a photo of me bloated with a pillow under my shirt is my most-liked Instagram photo ever.” — Catherine Andrews, Director of Digital Content at Home Front Communications and former Editorial Director at Washingtonian.
Home for the Holidays
“Nothing like grandpa showing his tooth abscess to everyone one of us before dinner.” — Politico Pro web producer Caitlin Emma.
“Mom is regaling the guests w her theory that Bobby Kennedy had Marilyn killed w a poisoned enema to not leave marks. Kill me now.” — Publicist and former ABC “This Week” producer Courtney Cohen.
“Just realized I am stress eating chips & queso as my parents are grilling me about GOP options for 2016. Dinner has taken a nasty turn.” — House Maj. Whip Spokeswoman Erica Elliott. And on Thanksgiving: “When I announced I was going to take a shower to try and exfoliate this spray tan, my family literally cheered. Apparently it’s that bad.”
“I accidentally stumbled into a birds-and-bees conversation with my nephew, which led to me saying, ‘No, it’s not called a ‘virginia.'” — MetroWeekly Co-Publisher Sean Bugg.
“Ugh. Had I watched this Kentucky game in my apartment instead of my mom’s home, there’d be holes in the walls.” — Reuters’ Sam Youngman.
“Thanksgiving at the Ericksons involves 6 dozen eggs, 21 lbs of butter, and now 9 lbs of bacon. 4 cakes, 5 pies, 20 lbs of turkey, & 17 ppl.” — CNN Contributor and RedState’s Erick Erickson.
“Yumm. Here is my obligatory turkey photo.” — Politico’s Ginger Gibson.
Hagman gave NPR director’s Nana a Texas twang
“Claudine, our director, sez her Egyptian grandmother learned English by watching Dallas. She now has a Texas accent. RIP Larry Hagman.” — NPR’s Scott Simon.
Journos get emotional around Thanksgiving
- “My uncle, God rest his soul, made squirrel and rabbit jerky for us as kids. Miss his smart aleck remarks about other fam during holidays.” — Breitbart.com and CNN Contributor (well, if that’s what they’re calling never appearing these days) Dana Loesch.
- “iPad photo app creators, thank you for hours of family fun. #sincerely” — ABC News Senior White House Correspondent Jake Tapper.
- “Just watched “Love Actually” for the 147th time. Still tear up at the end.” — Politico‘s Roger Simon.
- “A special thank you to our service men and women for their service and sacrifice. We are thankful for you all. #thanksgiving” — NBC “MTP” Host David Gregory (Just what the troops were waiting for, a shout-out from Gregory.)
- “My uncle just got a call from the hospital and they may have found a kidney donor! So happy for@veerichie‘s daddy! All my love to Toronto!” — ABC7 reporter Jummy Olabanji.
- “I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m thankful Caribou is open this morning.” — NBC Washington’s Matt Glassman.
- “The crash of Jesse Jackson Jr. Is a tragic end to a career that once seemed to have no limit. Very sad for him, his family & constituents.” — President Obama‘s top campaign advisor David Axelrod.
A WH Correspondent gets into holiday spirit
“Vaguely wish the White House had named the turkeys ‘Congress’ and ‘Syphilis’ and then crowdsourced which one gets pardoned.” — Yahoo! News’ White House Correspondent Olivier Knox.
And BuzzFeed‘s Kaczynski gets all grateful and neighborly…
“Yes neighbor loudly playing his bass while families in my apartment building sit down together for dinner, you are an asshole.” — BuzzFeed‘s Andrew Kaczynski on Thanksgiving just before 3 p.m.
Paul Wharton misses chance to stuff himself
“Y did I refuse to take a plate of Thanksgiving Food from my cousin’s house?! Now I want turkey and stuffing & all I have is Salad! WTF!?” — Real Housewives of D.C. Stylist Paul Wharton.
“Good morning! Happy Black Friday. Are you shopping today? My wife, Amy, says she might try – I’ll be with our boys far away from the mall!” — FNC’s Bret Baier.
“If you take Ambien and forget to stop and go to sleep, it actually makes you stay more awake. Kinda crazy, eh? 730A & I’m still up.” — Elizabeth Lauten (a.k.a. DCGOPGirl and CNN iReporter) on the day after Thanksgiving.
Important Q to Ponder: “Possibly stupid cooking question: Can I use whiskey bourbon (Crown) in a savory recipe that calls for bourbon?” — Conservative writer and blogger Lisa De Pasquale.
One Bureau Chief has stroke of good luck and another warns journos about sobriety checkpoint…
Writer needs candied fruit ASAP
“Dear UPS: I need my candied fruit RIGHT NOW so I can make the cranberry bread. Kthxbai.” — Megan McArdle, Special Correspondent for Newsweek/The Daily Beast.
Ironic Headline Alert: “A man who neighbors say had plans to bake a turkey today was killed in a fire.” — ABC7.
Scarry has Strep? PSA: “Continuing cold in D.C; (not that it matters, as I continue to struggle with my apparent strep throat) partly cloudy, high of 54F.” — FBDC Contributor and TheBlaze‘s Eddie Scarry in his morning Doppler report. He joins the ranks of The Daily Caller‘s Matthew Boyle, who recently suffered with the illness.
Journo wins ticket dispute against “dumbass” cop
“So, I prevailed in a ticket dispute with the dumbass, dead-eyed DC parking cop who patrols my neighborhood. A good day just got better.” — Michael Coleman, Washington Bureau Chief, Albuquerque Journal.
McCain deems himself not crazy?
“Dear Pyschologists: Please advise your patients that Internet trolling is not therapeutic. Thank you. Signed — Non-Crazy People.” — Conservative blogger and former TWTer Robert Stacy McCain.
BuzzFeed Bureau Chief warns of sobriety checkpoint
“DC bamas, there’s a sobriety checkpoint at 13th and Penn ave SE. Don’t be that dude. #dc #lockup.” — BuzzFeed D.C. Bureau Chief John Stanton on the night before Thanksgiving.