Quotes of the Day
“600 sheep must have died to make that fleece.” — FNC “The Five’s” Greg Gutfeld regarding New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie’s pullover. Gutfeld recently received a sexist award from the Women’s Media Center for referring to Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz as “Frizzilla.” We think this proves that he’s as much anti-fat people as he is against women with bad hairdos.
Politico producer looking for ding dongs
“Anyone got a box of Hostess Ding Dongs that they’re looking to get rid of?” — Politico‘s Caitlin Emma.
Convo Between Two Journos
Bloomberg Business Insider‘s Joshua Green: “U a dope who paid $500 for Twinkies thinking they were going extinct? DM me for a trend piece.” HuffPost‘s Sam Stein:” I did (is this how u use dm?)”
Question NEVER to ponder: “Is it a law of Chapstick buying that you will lose your chapstick within 7 seconds of buying it? Or is that just me?” — U.S. News & World Report‘s Jason Koebler. Pssst Jason…it’s just you!
Is Sherri Shepherd leaving The View?
“Need to ask for a job application @HomeGoods – as much merchandise as I moved its only fitting I go back and help clean up!” — ABC “The View’s” Sherri Shepherd.
Quote Taken Out of Context
“@TheFix Your bottle of Sex Panther cologne has just been Amazon-ed.” — Politico‘s White House Correspondent Glenn Thrush to WaPo‘s Chris Cillizza.
Journo tries to lure journos to event via Petraeous
“Gen. Petraeus is coming to ‘Politics and Pints’ tonight. Are you? (Ok, he isn’t. But you still should.)” — WaPo‘s Cillizza, trying hard to get people to attend his Politics and Pints trivia night at the Cap Lounge.
Following the mistress: a pointless practice?
“I fail to see the journalistic benefit in following Paula Broadwell wherever she goes.” — Mother Jones blogger Adam Serwer.
Journo wonders about journo posture
“Standing desk types: How do you square with laptop use? Standing up, but laptop means bad posture, head angle.” — Politico‘s Patrick Gavin.
Obama and Boehner: Black and Tan
“Obama and Boehner are working on their new budget compromise, a Black & Tan.” — Conservative Commentator and author Ann Coulter.
Journo becomes his father and Trump offers yet another useless opinion…
‘I’ve become my father’
“Working at the kitchen table in a sweatshirt and jeans, listening to Mozart Clarinet concerto and drinking coffee – #Ivebecomemyfather” — USA Today‘s Paul Singer.
Trump opines about Kelley Vs. Broadwell
“To me, Jill Kelley may have been worse than Paula Broadwell—a total name dropper/social climber who was up to no good!” — Donald Trump. That settles it, Jill Kelley, you’re fired!