Live-Blogging POTUS

By Garrett 

We tried to retain the services of our live-blogger, previously seen in Austin and the National Press Club, for last night’s East Room POTUS press conference.

When we checked in with him last evening though, his entire report consisted of a Social Security joke involving the President’s pants and “personal accounts” and then 32 pages of the letters zxcvcxvzxcv.

Evidently, after the first six minutes, he simply fell asleep on his keyboard from the boredom. Frankly, we don’t really see how anyone else managed to stay awake, except perhaps people who were temporarily traumatized by Suzanne Malveaux’s pink suit or David Gregory’s green tie…

Any other noteworthy observations out there?