Labash Contemplates Becoming a Lesbian

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By Betsy Rothstein Comment

You never quite know where Matt Labash’s advice column in The Daily Caller is going to take you.

Today he examines the benefits of being a man — you get to hate Oprah and Sec. of State Hillary Clinton to name a few upsides — and you get to sleep with women. In fact, he likes the idea so much that he says if he was a woman he’d want to sleep with women, too. We think he just might want to send out a card like the one pictured here to all his friends.

A lawsuit in the making? He wants DC’s Jim Treacher to stop gazing and to stay the hell away from him. Read why here.