“I’m In Love With David Gergen”

By Patrick 


You have not misread this headline. Over at The Daily Beast, Jessi Klein says:

    How do I love David Gergen? Let me count the ways.

    I love his low, quiet voice. That unmodulated buttery whisper that sounds like it’s elbowing its way past a cough drop that’s permanently lodged at the back of his throat. You know how Bed Bath & Beyond sells those white noise machines that help you sleep? And they usually make ocean noises? I want one that’s just David Gergen gently muttering about the economy.