Will the Owner of the Green Saab Please Return to Their Vehicle So We Can Make Fun of Them?

This rather disturbing image was spotted outside Art Center’s South Campus the other night. It’s not like you have to get a personalized license plate screaming you’re a designer when you have a car like this. No one outside attention-craving creative types would choose an automobile in that shade.

That color, incidentally, is called The Color of Our Face Before We Blew Chunks All Over the Sidewalk.