Why Washington D.C. Gossip Sucks

Distance from Politico HQ to Ron and Sara Bonjean‘s house in Alexandria, Va.: 6.1 miles.
Number of CLICK reporters who bothered to go to the Christmas party Saturday night to provide original reporting: 0.

Instead, they have to aggregate a
Janet Donovan item? (No offense to Donovan at all, but their act of aggregating was ridiculous and extreme vanilla.)