What Marvey Weinstein Might Hear When Mel Gibson Calls To Apologize

“Um, hi, this is Mel Gibson. Can I please speak to Harvey Weinstein? … Mel Gibson, I was in Lethal Weapon … … … Is this Harvey? Yeah, hi Harvey, this is Mel Gibson … Um, yeah, so I can understand why you might think I’m an anti-semitic alcoholic who was using his mediocre-but-celebrated films to thinly mask an ideologically based agenda. I know, I was a putz. You got me there, but I’m really working on it … But the truth is, I really love Jews.