After the jump.
Washington Post: Call Him John the Careless
Washington Examiner: Nearly a dozen area cops enter online ‘Finest Ms. Officer’ contest
N.Y. Times: Roger Cohen: American Stories
USA Today: Presidential poll tracker
Politico: McCain camp trying to scapegoat Palin
Wall Street Journal: Opinion: Fouad Ajami: Obama and the Politics of Crowds
Congressional Quarterly: A Few Congressional Races Could Tell a Lot About the GOP
U.S News & World Report: Would Obama, Dems Kill 401(k) Plans?