The LA Daily News and the Porn Industry

The LA Daily News ran a 6 part series about the porn industry in the Valley. The strike proof, recession resistant industry that reportedly makes more than the valley’s restaurant, fast food and bar businesses combined. On the Daily News’ website they have several interactive features enhanced with spiffy graphics, videos and sounds effects. And it’s STILL not half as funny as you would think.

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There is a Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld video about their relationship – detailing how the rock star met the porn star. It’s a Daily News exclusive! A weird, poorly shot even for youtube video where Seinfeld gratuitously uses the phrase, “flunky porn chicks.” It’s shot primarily in what looks like a 10 year old girl’s bedroom in the valley. It’s a solidly pink room with Hello Kitty stuffed animals. But just to throw it all off, there are posters, some framed, some just cut out of magazines and thumb tacked on the wall, of the scantily clad Patrick.

We here at FBLA feel, if you do that for a living, it’s a rough gig. A difficult dollar. We want you to have frames for ALL your posters. Seriously. Health care, 401Ks and frames. Put that on a sign and we’ll march.

The video was supposed to spoof When Harry Met Sally. Ahem. We so don’t want what she’s having.