The Kind of Journalism Jobs Available Nowadays

From a job posting on Craigslist:

A dynamic, entrepreneurial for-profit college in Northwest DC is looking for an experienced copy writer and desktop publisher to lead aspects of both internal and external written communications.

The only catch?

While you are writing copy you will also fill the role of security guard, working 6:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday.

But fear not:

We will buy your uniform. You won’t carry a gun.