Only Happy and Successful Need Apply

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From the always comical Craigslist:

Seeking Successful and Happy Comedy Writer Who is Not Bitter and Angry (Anywhere)

Reply to: gigs-967645664@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-22, 5:40PM PST

Stand-up comedian seeking comedy writer who is optimistic, talented, and successful (not bitter, angry, and spiteful). Please only apply if you have a winning attitude, don’t complain, love the entertainment industry, and plan on staying at the top.

Please send contact info, resume, and a writing sample.

* Location: Anywhere
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: TBD

They might as well post an ad for a plus size model that’s a size 2.

We asked the poster,”Have you gotten any responses from anyone who’s actually funny too?” But have yet to hear back.

But also we’d like to know, do people on top (besides us) read Craiglist?