No Friggin’ Interviews | Stalling | Rattack

PRNewser: The situation is as such: no, you cannot interview the Jersey Shore cast after they ring the NYSE opening bell to ask them why the cast of the Jersey Shore is ringing the NYSE opening bell.

UnBeige: Perhaps unsurprisingly, New York‘s profile on James Franco contains an anecdote about bathroom weirdness.

Animal: And here I thought the vaguely rat-shaped mutant that jumped out of my garbage can and into my nightmares some months ago was the biggest rat that ever lived.