We don’t like to get in the business of commenting on nasty celebrity coverage that we don’t know is true, but (you knew there was a “but” coming), we couldn’t resist noting this headline that popped up on in a list of stories about the dirt British tabloids have been digging up on Heather (McCartney) Mills (just do a search on Google News if you’re not up to date on the dirt; we don’t want to link to it and feel filthy ourselves):
Paul McCartney was married to one-legged porn star
The headline is from a story on Moldova.org, which is, according to its “about” page: “a non-political, non-governmental and non-commercial country portal that is â€˜one stop, find it allâ€™ place for its visitors who are seeking information on the Republic of Moldova.”
And also a place to find out which celebrities are married to one-legged porn stars. Why don’t they have stuff like this on WhiteHouse.gov???