Quotes of the Day
A porcupine walks into a fancy men’s shop…
“Walked into a Brooks Brothers to warm up, was given a glass of wine. How the other half lives!” — WCP‘s Will Sommer, who, in a previous existence was the anonymous D.C. Porcupine.
A real HuffPost headline: “Spend the night in a human colon”
Interesting Question to Ponder: “Am I the only one who, when I receive an email w/ subject line ‘Pick up the phone right now,’ thinks of horror movies?” — NBC News’ Ali Weinberg.
Ana Marie Cox: The self-aware edition
“Knowing that people don’t care about my long list of #firstworldproblems #meta” — The Guardian‘s Ana Marie Cox.
Unexpected holiday surprises: “Looking 4 Xmas gift for step mom – just searched for “Democrat Mug” – up pops John Edwards mug shot (along with alot of donkey mugs)” — Roll Call’s Emily Pierce.
Words to Live By…
“There’s really no excuse for wearing Axe anymore, men.” — Politico‘s Leigh Munsil.
Unnecessary Tweet of the Day
“My lovely wife is making tacos tonight. Trick is to fry the tortillas, not buy the crunchy kind. #BestofBothWorlds.” — NationalReviewOnline‘s Jonah Goldberg.
A thought about the woman who plays Olivia Pope…
Late-night scorcher…“I turn on the TV and who do I see? My girl @kerrywashington on Jay Leno! Jay doesn’t know what to do with her in that dress! #smokinhot.” — CNN and Washington Watch’s Roland Martin. Washington is a frequent guest on Martin’s “Washington Watch” program.