Little Gold Man Now Hiring

2_oscar01.gifThe Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences now has a job listings page on its site. Among the exciting employment opportunities: publicity clerical assistant, whose duties include “printing, copying, collating, sorting, stuffing, mailing, faxing and otherwise distributing all press releases, press kits and other press materials.”

Must be over 18, fluent in English and a self-hating cutter with no designs on a brighter future.