LAT in 90 seconds

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— Apparently, the LAT reads LAIndie.com: Two days after Ross Johnson‘s scoop (Pellicano to Feds: You Turned My Girl Into a Snitch) the LAT finally reports that Pellicano is “accusing the federal government of spying on him in prison through a secret arrangement with his then-girlfriend.”

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USC quarterback Mark Sanchez, potentially no longer the Trojans‘ starter, “was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of sexual assault.” If you’re a certain maker of prophylactics, this is what you call The Apocalypse.

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— “It’s an all-encompassing experience for the extremely dedicated fan who wants to extend their experience with the show beyond the weekly viewing. It’s Internet, it’s mythology, it’s puzzle-solving and it’s games. It’s groundbreaking in that sense that it’s never been done before, but it’s hard to put it into a single sentence to describe it.

Yeah. We noticed.