LAT in 90 Seconds

tmzdc.jpgPaging Innovation Editor: This TMZ-goes-to-DC story is five days old. Why is it being teased from the LAT homepage as new?

goldstein300.jpgPaging Patrick Goldstein: Meanwhile, this story is two weeks old. Why is it being written as new? (And, yes, we know Carina Chocano tackled this topic today, too, but – sigh – she’s beyond reproach.)

jona.jpgPaging Anand Jon: Just because a woman wants your jeans on her ass, doesn’t mean she wants your hands there, too.