Might As Well Jump: That anticipated Van Halen reunion tour? Probably not going to happen.
Life, The Universe and the Number 23: Jim Carrey says he has this whole “life” thing figured out, which even he acknowledges, sounds a little lame: “Just hang out for another year until I become America’s joke. You risk that when you tell the truth about yourself.” We don’t think we’ll have to wait a year, Jimbo.
Ad Hock: To advertisers, Sunday’s Academy Awards will be like the Super Bowl. With better clothes.