Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Cover Harper’s Bazaar

They discuss smelling cavities.

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West are the latest Harper’s Bazaar cover stars. Here are our favorite quotes from the accompanying interview:

Historical figures they identify with:

Muhammad Ali, Marilyn Monroe—all day. Next question. — Kanye

Hidden talents:

I can smell when someone has a cavity. It’s a very specific smell—not a bad-breath smell—but something that is really strong. — Kim

I can analyze people’s intentions. Immediately.That’s just a warning. To everyone. — Kanye

On humor:

I don’t get credit for being funny; it’s, like, not a thing. — Kim

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It’s like, ‘Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?’ See? That was funny. — Kanye