Jon Stewart Resigns For…Wait For It…Going Soft On Weiner

If you’re willing to assert your friend has a small penis, you should be willing to call him out for Tweeting pictures of his junk to women who aren’t his wife, and lying about it. Jon Stewart made amends last night for glancing over Anthony Weiner’s tearful Monday press conference. He also sliced his hand open while making a blended strawberry drink. Probably funnier than the clip we posted above.