It’s Easy To Make Fun Of Bill Kristol…

English language Russian expat mag The Exile just ran a list of reasons they’re ashamed to be American. Among them? William Kristol. Here’s their take on the Times columnist:

We’re not sure what we’re most ashamed of: the systemic nepotism responsible for the retardocon’s success; the major newspaper that recently hired him in the alleged spirit of “balance”; or the small amount of pleasure we derive from reading his atrocious prose and lame-ass attempts at “high” cultured diction to Manhattan—up his hard-hitting conservatism? Kristol’s last Times column saw him take a break from massaging John McCain‘s nipples to gently stroke the fresh corpse of William F. Buckley. After plugging his prep school in the first line (Collegiate, 1970) Kristol falls back on the use of Latin phrases and Victorian poets to escape from his troubles with English and sound better educated than he is. How ashamed does it make us that moron like Kristol is taken seriously? Put it this way: he makes us appreciate the wit and genius of William Safire.