It’s “City Slickers” on Harleys…get it?

Just when you thought John Travolta had atoned for “Battlefield Earth,” word spreads that he and Tim Allen are in negotiations to star in “Wild Hogs,” a comedy for Touchstone. cityslickers1.jpg

But wait, wait. Don’t go: It might not suck. After all, the script is by Brad Copeland, who’s written a ton of “Arrested Development” episodes.

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Allen and Travolta as “frustrated middle-aged biker wannabes who hit the open road in search of adventure, only to encounter Hell’s Angels?”

It’s like “Sideways,” but with suds instead of Syrah!

Wait! Where are you going?