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Forget Emeril, when these chefs say "Bam!", you're dead, turkey

Every once in a while, we must pause to consider the English.

We’ll be swimming in circles, cogitating something like, “Except for the lack of anything approaching dentistry and, of course, the high-functioning alcoholics that make up most of the island, the English are just like us!”

And then we read something like this, and realize it is just not so.

If our FCC melted down over an errant nipple, what would an actual silencing of a lamb do?