Say hello to Lisa Rowan, a fashion blogger for Goodwill of Greater Washington and an online communications consultant. She contributes to the Goodwill’s fashion blog and represents the organization at events and workshops. She also writes about vintage and consignment clothing for Quarterlife202.com. Rowan formerly worked as a Community Host for TBD, but as Robert Allbritton’s Titanic began to sink, she was laid off in March. She earned a B.A. in history from the University of Maryland and is expected to earn an M.A. in Arts and Liberal Studies from Georgetown in December, 2013. Rowan was kind enough to photograph her favorite item of clothing. She wrote in late one night to say, “I’m back and full of sangria! 1. Dress photo attached. I didn’t even Instagram it, but I did do my best to make the sparkles stand out. It’s tough when all your walls are yellow or ivory. Maybe you can run it through Blingee? 2. Resume attached for your reference. It’s pretty boring. 3. [Re: TBD] I got laid off when everyone else did. I left in mid-March, about halfway through the marathon of last-day ‘happy’ hours. (We called them ‘sad hours.’)” Follow Rowan’s unique, self-deprecating wit on Twitter at @Lisatella. As for her photograph, she says: “Please note that I don’t actually have jaundice and that one of my weak points is naming image files.”
If you were a carbonated beverage, which would you be? Champagne.
How often do you Google yourself? With Google Alerts, self-Googling comes to you!
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to an editor/boss (or vice versa)? “My dad gave me the same advice.”
Who is your favorite working journalist and why? Elizabeth Holmes, style reporter at the Wall Street Journal. She can embrace the fun side of her beat, but has her thumb on related economic issues, too.
Do you have a favorite word? I like a lot of words. Playing favorites would be unfair.
Who would you rather have dinner with – CNN’s Anderson Cooper or ABC’s Katie Couric or Dr. Phil. Tell us why. Anderson Cooper would be the sassiest. And he sounds like a picky eater, which would make me look like a culinary adventurer in comparison.
The Earth’s human population is dying out and you must save it. You will spend a romantic evening with either Gabby Sidibe (“Precious” etc..) or Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas). Who will it be? (Neither is not an option.) Gabby Sidibe. Hollywood!
What swear word do you use most often? Fucking.
You’ve just been told the big news: You get to have your own Sunday morning talk show. Who will be on your roundtable? (Pick four journalists or pundits types.) Ann Curry, Brian Williams, Amanda Hess, The Rev. Al Sharpton. I think Amanda and Al would get along great.
On a serious note for a moment, if you could have dinner with a person who has died, who would it be? Peter Jennings.
Who is your favorite Boybander and why? (Ezzy, Hazy, Weigel, Attackerman, Beutler) Are these not those boys from One Direction?
When you pig out what do you eat? Cookies. So many cookies.
What is your absolute favorite item of clothing in your closet? We want the fabric, the brand, the store and the price if possible. If it’s a certain kind of underwear we don’t want to know about it. On one of my last vintage buying trips to an undisclosed location, I found a slinky evening dress by Palm Beach designer Ann Herwig that’s from some time in the early 1960s. It’s got a scoop neck, an open back, and ivory sequins from shoulder to toe. I bought it for $60, had the zipper repaired, and kept it for myself. God only knows when it will ever make it out of the closet.
Pick one: Mad Men, Scandal or True Blood. Mad Men.
Have you ever had a tarot card reading? No.
Have you ever had a near-death experience? I have felt like death on a number of occasions, but have never actually approached it.
Ever been arrested? No.
Tell us a secret not many people know about you. Take away my glasses and I simply cannot function as a normal human. I wore contacts for a little while but kept scratching my eyeballs. So, glasses it is, since 1995.
What scares you? Crickets.
What’s your most embarrassing career moment? Getting canned from TBD and having the whole (journalism) world watch.
Have you ever been fired? See above.
When and why did you last laugh so hard you had tears in your eyes? This happens every time I video chat with my mom and my sister. It’s a comedy of errors.
When and why did you last lose your temper? In a widely tweeted incident, I recently shut my finger in a cab door. Once the cab started to drive away and I managed to remove my finger, I definitely lost my temper. Mostly at myself for being so clumsy. Lots of tears and gnashing of teeth.
Who would you want to play you in a movie? Maybe Carey Mulligan?
Do you have a me-wall? If so, who’s on it? Whaaaat is that?
Who should just call it a day? Kathie Lee and Hoda.
From TMZ Founder Harvey Levin: You are about to be served your last meal. What will it be? Sicilian pizza, full-fat Coke, and an ice-cream sandwich for dessert.
Finally, please come up for a question for our next FishbowlDC interviewee. This one may live on indefinitely. Make it good. Please tell us your secrets to getting through airport security lines without abandoning your dignity.