People has named David Beckham the Sexiest Man Alive. We thought it would be Chris Pratt’s year, but alas, he’ll just have to be happy starring in mediocre movies that make truck loads of cash.
As always with this ridiculous award, the winner was self-effacing. “I never feel that I’m an attractive, sexy person,” the 40-year-old husband of Posh Spice told People.
Sure. Okay. David f-ing Beckham has never felt like he’s an attractive man. It must be awful to have to act that stupid.