Craiglist never disappoints me:
Indonesian male, Swedish scientist ROLES for TV show recreations ASAP
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2006-07-22, 10:50PM PDT
Indonesian male needed to play student hiking in mountains, gets attacked by bees. Non speaking role for reputable documentary television program. To shoot Friday, July 28.
Also need a blonde Swedish scientist (40’s) for same program for dates to film next week.
Job location is Los Angeles area
Compensation: $150 for an 8-10 hour day, plus food.
Non-speaking while stung by bees? I’m pretty sure that screaming your head off counts as 5 lines or less. And are these union bees?