Craigslist Seeks Tough-Skinned Mime

Craiglist never disappoints me:

Indonesian male, Swedish scientist ROLES for TV show recreations ASAP
Reply to: job-@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-22, 10:50PM PDT

Indonesian male needed to play student hiking in mountains, gets attacked by bees. Non speaking role for reputable documentary television program. To shoot Friday, July 28.

Also need a blonde Swedish scientist (40’s) for same program for dates to film next week.

Job location is Los Angeles area

Compensation: $150 for an 8-10 hour day, plus food.

Non-speaking while stung by bees? I’m pretty sure that screaming your head off counts as 5 lines or less. And are these union bees?