Carnival Cruise Lines: ‘Splendor Guests Were Never Served SPAM!’

A pair of rapid-fire lunchtime tweets today via the official account for Carnival Cruise Lines brought back fond memories of third act plot twists on The Love Boat. The tweets came in response to blaring headlines about the California cruise power outage disaster such as “‘Spam Boat’ Passengers Tell of ‘Cruise From Hell.'”

The U.S. Navy, in its attempts to come to the aid of the put-upon 3,299 passengers, apparently delivered emergency supplies of the canned meat. No matter what actually happened, we smell a new scene for the touring production of Spamalot.