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The L Magazine: Werner Herzog pulls Joaquin Phoenix from a car crash — the animated version.

SportsNewser: Celebrity worship for a noble cause, we suppose: Ultimate Fighting Championship president Dana White is auctioning off a follow on Twitter, with proceeds going to aHomeInHaiti.org. Do the same thing with Kanye and I’ll bite.

TVNewser: NBC News will take over Conan O’Brien’s old studio. Don’t mind the mass of red hair backstage.