Caption Contest Winners: O'Reilly & Geraldo Take In A Ballgame

O’Reilly and Keith Hernandez enjoy a rare night off-air

“Hey Jetah, I got your spin zone right heeyah”

“The Mets shaved their heads: Is it team unity or are they secretly part of the Aryan Nation? On the next ‘Geraldo at Large'”

“Bill, beers are on you, right? I’ll have two”

“Oh for Christ’s sake, this Geraldo won’t shut up. I’d rather be sitting next to Olbermann”

“Jose, Jose-Jose-Jose …”

O’Reilly: “Posada bats from both the left and the right? Make up your mind you flip-flopper”

“You’re telling me that you think Melky Cabrera is in this country legally? Oh, c’mon now Geraldo”

“That David Wright sure is dreamy”

“Kill the ump! Then, tell his family he died a war hero”

Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld’s seats, bought on Stubhub

They came for Rudy; they’ll stay...