If, when standing next to you, Paris Hilton looks modest and demure, you know you’re on a downward spiral.
FBLA wishes American newspapers used elegant phrases, such as the one in the Daily Mail:
By the time the girls left and returned to Miss Hilton’s car–with a distinctly tired and emotional–looking Miss Spears clutching onto a can of Red Bull, a packet of cigarettes and her mobile phone– the frock had almost given up the ghost altogether.
Such a great way to refer to shit-faced, falling-down drunk on your ass, don’t you agree?
FBLA wishes that Britney* would read about the tragic life of another Southern singer.
*(no Spears, second ref. or not)