Breaking: McCain Un-Cancels Tonight’s Debate

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As of 8:35 this morning, John McCain now claims since he ‘suspended‘ his campaign, to help the bailout talks that have now stalled, they’ve made enough ‘progress’ for Washington to be ok without him for the 90 minute debate. He will be joining the regularly scheduled program tonight in Mississippi.

Phew. Glad that all worked out and no one looks like a tool.