Earlier today, Radar outed Anderson Cooper‘s collegiate internship at the CIA. While his involvement may have stopped there, we think he’d make a super agent.
Here’s why: He’s extremely neat Knows his way around an ear piece Comfortable traversing war-ravaged terrain Can cry on cue Not easily distracted by sexy counter agents (see: Angelina Jolie) He’s good with a camera Looks good in a tux Those blue eyes and silver locks also signature CIA colors That Yale pedigree: you don’t hear about DeVry Technical Institute grads fending off recruitment offers Fortitude the Philadelphia Inquirer once said it would take “a crowbar to pry” him out of the Middle East He can keep a big secret
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