Please be advised that, as of this column’s publication date, you have 19 days left before the federal income tax deadline. Failure to file returns on time constitutes tax evasion, as the IRS sees it, and is punishable by one year in prison and a $10,000 fine.
If you’ve ever stayed in a hotel that has over two stars, you’ve already met him. But heck, even if you’ve only seen it in the movies, we all know what happens when you drop your bags at the front desk. Turn around, and the bellboy is taking your suitcase in hand.