Wherein We Look Around for a Fannie and Freddie Explanation We Can Understand

We woke up this morning to news that the government had interceded in the Freddie and Fannie mayhem to keep the entire economy from collapsing. Also, the Large Hadron Collider is due to be switched on sometime tomorrow, and the world as we know it might end. Also, Sarah Palin. Of the three Sarah Palin was the only one who caused us real pause for concern. But that might just be because we don’t understand the other two.