With headlines such as “UFC Fighter Has Idea for T-Shirt With A Bunch Of Shit Written All Over It,” The Onion never fails to provide us all with hilarious sports stories. And now, thankfully, it’s putting those headlines together in one place.
In October The Onion is publishing The Ecstasy Of Defeat, a collection of its best sports headlines. Good news, right? Well here’s some better news: Our very own SportsNewser got a sneak peek at the cover.
Go check it out, we promise it’s worth it.