All The Britney News You Didn’t Want: We’re beginning to wonder whether the LAT should back off of this kind of coverage. For our sake, the sake of its readers and the sake of the paper’s soul.
Jon Stewart Renews Contract To 2010: This means, he won’t become the new Conan O’Brien, when that redheaded wonder moves into Leno’s digs in L.A. It also means, we have a reason to keep watching television.
Downward Dog: The LAT stretches the limits of logic by drawing comparisons between the Ellen DeGeneres-dog story and Elian Gonzalez.